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冷笑话若干

第一则:橘猫和庆太

问:有一只橘猫叫庆太,为什么? 答:因为橘庆太。

Question: An orange cat's name is Keita, how so? Answer: Because of Tachibana Keita

聞く:慶太という名前のオレンジ色の猫がいます、なぜですか? 答え:橘慶太だから。

第一则:翻毛皮西瓜 materwelon

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import matplotlib.pyplot as plt
image = plt.imread('materwelon.JPG')
plt.imshow(image)
plt.show()
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def watermelon_shuffler(word):
    #find w in word and replace with m
    print(word.replace("w","m"))
    #word.replace("m","w")
    #TODO find the second m in word and replace with w
watermelon_shuffler("watermelon")
matermelon
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word = "watermelon"
word.replace("w","m")
print(word)
watermelon
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第三则美国的坦克
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import matplotlib.pyplot as plt
image = plt.imread('they_tank.JPG')
plt.imshow(image)
plt.show()

supply a paragraph of words, use the string replace method to replace pronouns to they/them. but i am not going to do that. people should know better, and ignorance is not a bliss.

为什么要编笑话 why is it that people are urged to joke? 编笑话是一个消解、再生产的过程。

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