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title: Katamari fanfic
credits: Mitsa, Kamo, Erica
contents:
- PLACEHOLDER COVER
- img: frog.png
alt: Frog
- hello im the frog today im here on my lily pad ehe
- slurp a fly gnam ate it
- alt: Prince
img: prince.jpg
- roll rooooollllll
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papa should be proud
of me
- vrooom vroooom
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ohh papa can be
so scary
- he is looking me from the above all the time
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everytime papa is
sad my whole
universe collapses
- alt: Katamari Ball
img: katamari-ball-1.jpg
#- hello frog
#- hello frog hello giraffe
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette hello mouse
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette hello mouse hello mice
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette hello mouse hello mice hello nietche
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette hello mouse hello mice hello nietche hello beach
#- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette hello mouse hello mice hello nietche hello beach hello whale
- hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette hello mouse hello mice hello nietche hello beach hello whale hello waves
- alt: Giraffe
img: giraffe.png
- hello katamari ball
- alt: King of all Cosmos
img: king.png
- PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- alt: Prince
img: prince.jpg
- OMG I cannot fail the king of all Cosmos
- alt: Frog
img: frog.png
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What do they do a
giraffe and a
kettle together?
- img: cigarette.jpeg
alt: Cigarette
- they roll a katamari
- img: joint.jpg
alt: Joint
- 🙄
- img: carpet.webp
alt: Carpet
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this house is
sooooo messy
- full of random things lying around
- bless the king of all Cosmos that takes care of all this chaos
- alt: King of all Cosmos
img: king-pantheon.jpg
- YOU HEAR THAT PRINCE?? BLESS ME
- img: carpet.webp
alt: Carpet
- NO BLESS ME
- img: gersande%20panteon.jpg
alt: XPUB1
- NO BLESS ME
- img: katamari-ball-2.jpg
alt: Katamari Ball
#- hello book
#- hello book hello shelves
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral hello anti men mine
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral hello anti men mine hello gun
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral hello anti men mine hello gun hello killer
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral hello anti men mine hello gun hello killer hello kinder
#- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral hello anti men mine hello gun hello killer hello kinder hello children
- hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral hello anti men mine hello gun hello killer hello kinder hello children hello
- img: pantheon_rome.jpg
alt: King of all Cosmos
- "I'm the SUN, I'm the BOSS, I'm the HOLE of the PANTHEON"
- img: prince-junk.jpg
alt: Prince
- aaaaaaah more things more things more things more things
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a stample, a tampon,
a rat, a frog
- "ohhh a pile of cardsss let's take them all"
- "I am the prince and I'll restore sassy king's mess, my papa's faults"
- img: moon.webp
alt: Moon
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I feel personally
attacked by this
katamari ball
getting bigger
and rounder
- img: earth.webp
alt: Earth
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It's not like it seems
i can explain
- img: katamari-ball-3.jpg
alt: Katamari Ball
#- hello moon
#- hello moon hello earth
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way hello popping stars
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way hello popping stars hello shooting stars
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way hello popping stars hello shooting stars hello soundtrack
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way hello popping stars hello shooting stars hello soundtrack hello marimba
#- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way hello popping stars hello shooting stars hello soundtrack hello marimba hello calimba
- hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way hello popping stars hello shooting stars hello soundtrack hello marimba hello calimba hello mazinga
- img: queen.webp
alt: The Intellectual Katamari Meta Queen
- ah this is interesting bc the prince never talks.
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so then it could be that
he's a ventriloque and
the katamari speaks
for him
- ahhh yes he talks through the katamari, wow so meta!
- yes like the katamari has one hidden face
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sometimes
it's autonomous,
other times
it's the prince
- But what consistence has the katamari? is it crunchy or ??
- yes crunchy and porous, so it can attract the grainy items on earth like pieces of sauce
- img: king.png
alt: King of All Cosmos
- ARE WE MAKING A PHILOSOPHICAL CLUB OR WHAT?????
- ROOOLLL ROOOOLLLL ROOOOLLLLLLLLLL
- img: queen.webp
alt: The Intellectual Katamari Meta Queen
- nono.
- B🤍U🤍T
- maybe we can start one
- A💥N💥D
- "I'm probably gonna be rolled up by katamari as I can see it coming here."
- ciao.
- img: katamari-ball-4.jpg
alt: Katamari Ball
# - hello king
# - hello king hello queen
# - hello king hello queen hello prince
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hello king hello queen
hello prince
hello
- img: king-horror.jpg
alt: King of All Cosmos
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STOPP STOOOOPP
DONT YOU ROLL
ON US
- img: katamari-ball-5.jpg
alt: Katamari Ball
- Vroooooooooooom vroooooooooooooooooom
- img: prince.jpg
alt: Prince
- Papaaaaaaa I cannot control the katamariiiiiii (or maybe I can?)
- Oh nooooooooooooooo
- img: blibli.jpg
alt: Blibli
- Meow I want a philosophical club
- Blibli starts a Federici reading group
- img: katamari.png
alt: "hub.xpub.nl/soupboat/si17/🍥/"
- Katamari Damacy is a videogame designed by Keita Takahashi and published by Namco. The gameplay consists in rolling on objects and accumulating them in order to make a super big katamari.
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The more objects you
incorporate, the more
big the katamari
becomes. The objective
of each level is to reach
a certain size with
the katamari.
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In the game you are the
prince , the son of the
king of all Kosmos.
The king accidentally
destroyed all the stars.
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That's why he makes
YOU -his son- to work
for him and roll
katamaris, that are
going to replace
the stars.
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