TL;DR

too log didn't read

Some temp debug info: This log was generated on {{ now }}, the next will be available after {{ next_report }}. I now have {{ amount_of_logs }} logs generated!

What happened today?

sudo journalctl -S today -u kitchen-stove.service -u kitchen-bin.service -u kitchen-fridge.service -r -n

{{kitchen_services}}

uptime -s

{{ since_last_boot }}

{% if since_last_boot is defined %} {% if days_since_last_boot|int > 14 %}This is unusual, we are used to ...{% else %}This is common, the fragility of these machines are more prominant than any cloud user expects. Partially because of scale, partially because a lot of labour that happen in datacenters just escapes us all when we want to just upload an image.{% endif %} {% endif %} 
sudo journalctl _COMM=useradd -r -n 1 --output-fields=MESSAGE

{{last_user_added}}

{% if last_user_name is defined %} {{ last_user_name}} user/s was/were added [] days ago, and the network of trust grew ever so slightly. {% endif %} {% if last_user_added is defined %} Users will be trusted with not just the keys and passwords to the "house" which is the server, but with a portion of responsibility to keep it afloat and contribute to what makes it a community of practices (and network of knowledge and dependence). {% endif %} 
users_created_today

{{users_created_today}} {% if users_created_today is defined %} A level 1 annotation for users_created_today {% else %} (no input) {% endif %} 

list_active_services

{{list_active_services}} {% if list_active_services is defined %} A level 1 annotation for list_active_services {% else %} (no input) {% endif %} 

list_groups

{{list_groups}} {% if list_groups is defined %} A level 1 annotation for list_groups {% else %} (no input) {% endif %} 

list_package_installs

{{list_package_installs}} {% if list_package_installs is defined %} A level 1 annotation for list_package_installs {% else %} (no input) {% endif %} 

list_package_upgrade

{{list_package_upgrade}} {% if list_package_upgrade is defined %} A level 1 annotation for list_package_upgrade {% else %} (no input) {% endif %} 

list_package_remove

{{list_package_remove}} {% if list_package_remove is defined %} A level 1 annotation for list_package_remove {% else %} (no input) {% endif %} 

device_info

{{device_info}} {% if device_info is defined %} A level 1 annotation for device_info {% else %} (no input) {% endif %} 

debian_version

{{debian_version}} {% if debian_version is defined %} A level 1 annotation for debian_version {% else %} (no input) {% endif %} 

kernel_version

{{kernel_version}} {% if kernel_version is defined %} A level 1 annotation for kernel_version {% else %} (no input) {% endif %}