*A note to the reader:

This text has been edited with the intention to be published in a very specific form; a hyperlinked index of the tasks of the contingent librarian. These tasks, performed on the site of contingencies, the bootleg library, are described on the obverse, and related images and links to snippets are on the reverse.

Please read it while flipping through, shuffling and reordering them, making your own text as you read.