{ "part1": [ "Don't try to be positive.", "Hey smart ass, you are not in a cult.", "You are wrong.", "Just have fun!", "Arrrrgh", "You are being deceived.", "Do you actually believe this?", "This is just common sense.", "Tick tock, tick tock.", "Cough cough", "Meditation can become a burden.", "This sounds obvious.", "Would you be so kind as to stop talking?", "I don't want to {} ?", "It's a burden to {}", "It is a waste of time to {}", "It can be pathetic to {}", "It's meaningless to {}", "It's worthless to {}", "It can be stupid to {}", "It's depressing to {}", "I am here because I enjoy looking at these fools.", "Your colleague is stealing your credit!", "Seems boring to {}", "Seems creepy to {}", "A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.", "How much vacation time do you get?" ], "part2":[ "Ask yourself: are you wasting your time with this?", "Would you rather use your time to meditate or to actually solve your problems?", "Can you really trust someone to solve your problems?", "Instead of that, ask for a raise!", "Leave before it's overtime!", "Don't stay late today.", "Why aren't you leaving?", "Grab a coffee with a friend", "Can I leave early today?", "Come on...", "Cough cough cough cough", "Bla bla bla", "What brought you here?", "Oh come on, another one?", "Ahem", "I have to leave early on Fridays.", "My résumé is fake.", "I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.", "Focus on this: are you being paid enough?", "Another meeting that could have been an email.", "Ask your boss, how much do they get paid?", "Can I ask you to cover for me while I am in Bora Bora?", "Ask for employee discounts, you are not getting any.", "{} seems too self-absorbed", "{} can look egocentric.", "{} is narcissistic", "Buuurp", "Use your common sense." ] }