From 7a8854080ed630056e511820d0e37af135bcfd66 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: "kam (from the studio)" Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2022 16:19:35 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] katamari title and life hacks breaks --- katamari/contents.md | 2 +- life-hacks/contents.md | 195 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------- 2 files changed, 166 insertions(+), 31 deletions(-) diff --git a/katamari/contents.md b/katamari/contents.md index 472fa94..90722ed 100644 --- a/katamari/contents.md +++ b/katamari/contents.md @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ --- -title: Katamari Fanfic +title: Katamari fanfic credits: Mitsa, Kamo, Erica contents: - PLACEHOLDER COVER diff --git a/life-hacks/contents.md b/life-hacks/contents.md index 86d574b..90c9ab5 100644 --- a/life-hacks/contents.md +++ b/life-hacks/contents.md @@ -15,57 +15,162 @@ contents: - "Store your Christmas decorations in empty egg trays!" - "When travelling, keep a bar of scented soap in the same compartment as your dirty laundry. It will keep your clothes smelling clean!" - "Cut a hole on the top corner of a juice carton, so that the juice won't explode all over your table when you open it!" - - "Bounce batteries to see if they're good or bad. Drop them on a table. If they give one small bounce and fall right over, they're good. If they bounce around any more than that, they're dead!" + - |- + Bounce batteries to see + if they're good or bad. + Drop them on a table. + If they give one small + bounce and fall right + over, they're good. + If they bounce around + any more than that, + they're dead! - "Use a coozie to cover the stick in your car on hot days!" - "When taking a picture, squint your eyes to make your smile look much more genuine!" - - "Use a pants hanger as a cookbook holder so you don't have to put your cookbook on a dirty kitchen counter while cooking!" + - |- + Use a pants hanger as + a cookbook holder + so you don't have + to put your cookbook + on a dirty kitchen + counter while cooking! - "Do you need a lantern but you only have your phone? Place your cellphone light underneath a water bottle. It will distribute the light better than the direct beam!" - "Use a spring from an old pen and wrap it around your charger. It will keep your charger from bending and breaking!" - - "Cut a rectangular shape in an empty toilet roll and place your phone in the cut. Now you have a speaker!" - - "Are your keyboard feet broken? Attach binder clips!" + - |- + Cut a rectangular shape + in an empty toilet roll + and place your phone in + the cut. Now you have + a speaker! + - |- + Are your keyboard feet broken? Attach + binder clips! - "Wrap a wet paper towel around your beverage and put it in the freezer. In about 15 minutes the beverage will be almost completely ice cold!" - "Keep your pancake mix in an empty ketchup bottle for a no-mess cooking experience!" - "Clean out an old sun lotion bottle for your beach bag and put your phone, money and keys in it for safer keeping at the beach!" - - "Are you tired of making a lot of small bowls dirty when serving several sauces for guests at a barbeque? Use a muffin tin to serve them. It will help you cut down on dishwashing!" + - |- + Are you tired of making + a lot of small bowls dirty + when serving several + sauces for guests at a + barbeque? Use a muffin + tin to serve them. It will + help you cut down + on dishwashing! - "Doritos are great for kindling if you can't find any kindling wood stick!" - - "Apply nail polish on your keys to identify the different keys!" - - "Use a hanging shoe rack to store cleaning supplies!" + - |- + Apply nail polish on + your keys to identify the + different keys! + - |- + Use a hanging shoe + rack to store + cleaning supplies! - "Freeze grapes to chill white wine without watering it down!" - - "Attach paper clips on your desk and pull one charging cable through each paper clip. It will help you organise your cables!" + - |- + Attach paper clips on + your desk and pull one + charging cable through + each paper clip. It will + help you organise + your cables! - "Almost finished your jar of Nutella? End it with ice cream!" - "Store your cables in empty toilet paper rolls. If you put one cable in one roll each, they will not get tangled up!" - - "Cut open toilet paper rolls and use them as a cuff to keep your wrapping paper from unrolling!" - - "To remove the stem from strawberries, use a straw!" + - |- + Cut open toilet paper + rolls and use them as + a cuff to keep your + wrapping paper + from unrolling! + - |- + To remove the stem + from strawberries, + use a straw! - "For iced coffee and iced cappuccinos, use frozen coffee cubes to ensure the drink doesn't get watered down!" - - "Always fold your towels in the same way. Then you can stack them better." - - "Heavy sleeper? Tired of snoozing past your alarm? Put your smartphone in an empty cup before you go to sleep to crank the volume!" + - |- + Always fold your towels + in the same way. + Then you can stack + them better. + - |- + Heavy sleeper? Tired of + snoozing past your + alarm? Put your + smartphone in an empty + cup before you go + to sleep to crank + the volume! - "Put a wooden spoon across a boiling pot of water to keep it from boiling over!" - - "Take pictures of friends holding items you've lent them. The pictures will help you remember which items you lent to whom!" - - "Tie a knot in the left cable of your headphone. You will always know which headphone is the left one and which is the right one, even without looking!" + - |- + Take pictures of friends + holding items you've lent + them. The pictures will + help you remember + which items you lent + to whom! + - |- + Tie a knot in the left + cable of your + headphone. You will + always know which + headphone is the left + one and which is the + right one, even + without looking! - "Lost your earring? Put a stocking over the end of a vacuum and start vacuum cleaning. You will find your earring without sucking it in!" - "Are you struggling to drink enough water every day? Draw a schedule on your bottle so you always remember how much you have to drink!" - - "Instead of putting a round piece of sausage on a square toast, cut the meat in squares too! You will avoid having nothing in the toast corners!" + - |- + Instead of putting a + round piece of sausage + on a square toast, cut + the meat in squares too! + You will avoid having + nothing in the + toast corners! - "When you go shopping, take a carabiner with you. If you end up with a lot of shopping bags, you can just connect the different bags with the carabiner. Like this, you only have to hold the carabiner instead of all the bags!" - - "When boiling eggs, add one teaspoon of baking soda to the water. It'll make the shell come off effortlessly!" - - "Use your hair straightener to iron your collar!" + - |- + When boiling eggs, add + one teaspoon of baking + soda to the water. + It'll make the shell come + off effortlessly! + - |- + Use your hair + straightener to iron + your collar! - "Do you keep your clothing in a chest of drawers? Stack your clothes vertically to see them all!" - - "Try baking cookies in the front of your car in summer. It will get hot enough through the window!" + - |- + Try baking cookies in the + front of your car in + summer. It will get hot + enough through + the window! - "To clean your blender, just pour water and soap in it, let it whirl and then rinse it!" - "Put a muffin paper on your popsicle stick to not get any ice cream on your hands!" - "To get the built-up residue off of your shower head, tie a baggy of vinegar around a showerhead. Leave it there overnight and it will clean everything off with no work!" - "Use a hair clip to organize long wires!" - - "Freeze a saturated sponge and put it in a plastic bag. Free icepack!" + - |- + Freeze a saturated sponge and put it in a plastic bag. + Free icepack! - "Rub a stuck zipper tooth with a graphite pencil tip to make the zipper tooth come loose!" - "You don't have a citrus press? Put your lemons in between your noodle tongs and squeeze!" - "You don't have a corkscrew? Put a screw in the cork and take the cork out with pliers!" - - "Rub a walnut on damaged wooden furniture to cover up dings!" - - "Give your kid a pool noddle to cuddle with so they don't fall out of the bed!" + - |- + Rub a walnut on damaged wooden furniture to cover + up dings! + - |- + Give your kid a pool + noddle to cuddle with so + they don't fall out of + the bed! - "Use toothpaste to clear up hazy car headlights!" - "You bought a pizza on your way home? Put the pizza on the passenger seat in your car and turn on the seat warmer to keep the pizza hot!" - "Drinking with a straw from a can? Put your straw through the tab to keep it from rising out of your drink!" - "Put a fork in the creamy filling of an Oreo cookie, so your fingers don't get messy when you dunk them in milk!" - "Attach your remotes with magnetic tape onto your tv bench and you will never lose them again!" - - "Hide your emergency money in an empty glue stick!" + - |- + Hide your emergency money in an empty + glue stick! - "If you're at a hotel and run out of plug sockets, the TV usually has a USB plugin!" - "Keep a square of cardboard in a ziplock bag with you to protect small, important documents from rain and keep them uncreased!" - "If you need to pee or smoke at a bar, placing your coaster on top of your drink is universal bar language for “I'm coming back”. Prevents you from losing your drink and seat!" @@ -73,10 +178,21 @@ contents: - "Use an accented letter like 'ñ' in your password. No one will ever be able to guess it!" - "Clean the top of a squeeze-sauce bottle and attach it to your vacuum cleaner to clean your keyboard, phone, microphone or other small items!" - "Do something unusual when locking the door before a long trip. You will remember that you've definitely done it!" - - "When heating leftovers in a microwave, space out a circle in the middle, it will heat up much more evenly!" + - |- + When heating leftovers + in a microwave, space + out a circle in the middle, + it will heat up much + more evenly! - "Don't burn yourself in those hard-to-reach candles, light a stick of spaghetti and light the wick with that!" - "Put a small amount of water in a glass when you microwave your pizza to keep the crust from getting chewy!" - - "When you disassemble furniture, lay the screws on different post-its and write down the part of the furniture they belong to!" + - |- + When you disassemble + furniture, lay the screws + on different post-its and + write down the part of + the furniture they + belong to! - "Glue a pool noodle to your garage wall and it will protect your car door from slamming against the wall!" - "Use a pencil case or sunglasses case to store your cables in your backpack or suitcase!" - "Use a clothespin to hold a nail whilst hammering!" @@ -88,18 +204,37 @@ contents: - "Drinking lukewarm lemon water every morning balances your body pH levels!" - "If you put ice cubes in your dryer, your shirts won’t wrinkle!" - "Putting newspapers in shoes removes the stink!" - - "Toothpaste cleans the silver!" - - "Using shades while watching mobile for a long time helps you stay relaxed!" + - |- + Toothpaste cleans + the silver! + - |- + Using shades while + watching mobile for a + long time helps you + stay relaxed! - "If you chew apples every morning, your mouth won’t stink!" - "Citrus flavour candles leave the fragrance for longer hours!" - "If a lid is stuck, just pour a little hot water. Leave for a few minutes and then open!" - - "You can preserve herbs by putting them in the freezer!" + - |- + You can preserve herbs + by putting them in + the freezer! - "Use unscented floss to cut delicate food neatly!" - - "When moving houses, use bags with wheels for big things rather than boxes!" - - "Roll your garments to have more space in the pantry. Or in your suitcase!" + - |- + When moving houses, + use bags with wheels for + big things rather + than boxes! + - |- + Roll your garments to + have more space in + the pantry. Or in + your suitcase! - "Put a lemon wedge in the water. The shells will pretty much tumble off when they are finished!" - "To clean a hazy mirror, use shaving cream!" - - "Use vinegar to eliminate scents from the microwave!" + - |- + Use vinegar to eliminate scents from + the microwave! - "For cleaning your blinds, use towel-wrapped utensils!" - "Use bubbling water to kill weeds!" ---