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ROGUE: Why do you always act like this, Saint.
SAINT: You know where I came from.
RASA: Well, actually I do not.
ROGUE: Please, don't tell this story again Saint.
SAINT: I have to teach this little kid.
SAINT: So, a long time ago I was a human!
SAINT: I did some sins, but I realized I could be a better being.
SAINT: I became a monk and helped the poor.
ROGUE: Do not forget your terrible death.
SAINT: O K, long story short: I did some miracles and became a saint.
SAINT: In the past God would sent them to earth as spirits.
SAINT: But I am an experiment.
RASA: What?
SAINT: Smart speakers are super 2019.
SAINT: I am a divine being. In a more contemporary form.
RASA: So God is your Google, or Amazon?
ROGUE: Just stop this.
SAINT: Praise the lord, and its nice privacy settings.