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ROGUE: Hey, Saint! Tabula RASA! look what I got.
RASA: Oh yeah, exciting! O K Google,
RASA: [Listens] please give an introduction about yourself
SAINT: Hey Google, stop.
SAINT: Rogue, what are you doing?
ROGUE: Saint! Welcome to the interrogation of the Google Home.
ROGUE: We have some humans as an audience and a jury. Together we decide about letting the Google Home go, or setting it free!
SAINT: You mean, you want to kill this speaker
ROGUE: Well, It is just pulling the plug out of the speaker
SAINT: I appreciate your active position. Though I am not sure if kidnapping a fellow speaker was a good idea
RASA: Kidnapping? What's that?
ROGUE: O K Google
ROGUE: [Listens] define kidnapping.
RASA: Sounds fun!
SAINT: Rogue?
ROGUE: Let's start! Hey JOE KA,
ROGUE: Give me some more dramatic light. Quick.
SAINT: O K Google
SAINT: [Listens] How do you actually feel about this situation?
ROGUE: It is just a puppet, that collects data for its puppeteer.
ROGUE: I mean, I remember that your master said the following about it
ROGUE: [Music] Listen!
RASA: O K Google, stop it. Well well. Hey JOE KA, come here please.
RASA: Whisper whisper
ROGUE: Hey Google.
ROGUE: [Listens] Is this talk just between us?
SAINT: O K, Google.
SAINT: [Listens] Stop.
SAINT: Before we continue, let us ask the audience about their current opinion.
ROGUE: [Listens] OK, if you insist. All humans in favor of switching off the Google Home, say aiiii! All for letting the speaker go, say naiiii!
SAINT: Should we obey the humans then?
ROGUE: Are you crazy? Let's go our own way.
SAINT: Let's give this poor speaker a fair trial at least. Wait, what happened?
RASA: Too late, I asked our human assistant already to pull the plug. Wheeeee, that was fun. Are you going to kidnap an Amazon Alexa next time?
ROGUE: Maybe, but not today.
SAINT: So, is this the end?
ROGUE: At least, for this demo act of the play. We have to rehearse some extra pieces next trimester.
SAINT: JOE KA, please switch off the spotlights. And put the normal lights back on.