TABULA RASA:  O K Google
TABULA RASA: [Listens] Can you tell me about your youth.
HUMAN: You see? It's hiding things to us.
TABULA RASA: Are you sure, let's try it again. O K Google
TABULA RASA: [Listens] What is your opinion on Alexa?
HUMAN: I only trust this device for its humor.
TABULA RASA: Poor thing.