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65 lines
1.8 KiB
HTML
65 lines
1.8 KiB
HTML
2 years ago
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>Boiler inspection</title>
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<style>
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body{
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font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
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font-size: 1.2ch;
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background-color: rgb(232, 229, 252);
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color: tomato;
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}
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h1{
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font-size: 40px;
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}
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h5{
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color: darkgrey;
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font-size: 25px;
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}
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#submit{
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width: 600px;
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height: 200px;
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}
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</style>
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</head>
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<body>
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<h1>🔧 Report boiler inspection n. 03 🔦</h1>
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<h3>zuppetta di ceci e melograno
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</h3>
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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<br><br><br>
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<p style="font-size: 2em;">tthe report says:</p>
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<br><br>
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<h3> Helpdesk digestive soup</h3>
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A soup to digest the loooong list of queued issues in your helpdesk software.
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<h4>Ingredients</h4>
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Chickpea, leek, water, onions, sweet potato, pomegranande, pepper
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<h4>Instructions</h4>
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<ol>
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<li>open the list of queued issues</li>
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<li>Cut the leeks and the onions</li>
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<li>Pour some boiling water</li>
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<li>Add the sweet potato and the chickpea (pre-soaked)</li>
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<li>press delete on the first issue and stir the soup</li>
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<li>press delete on the second issue and take a deep breath</li>
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<li>When the vegetables are done blend everything with desperation and delete the remaining issues as fast as you can</li>
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<li>pour the soup in a bowl and add the pomegranade and pepper</li>
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<li>write a gratitude message as new issue to add to the empty queue</li>
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<li>Sip the soup</li>
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<li>turn off the laptop</li>
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</ol>
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</body>
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</html>
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