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<style scoped>
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@font-face {
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font-family: 'AUTHENTICSansLight';
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src: url('../../../fonts/AUTHENTICSans-60.otf');
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font-weight: lighter;
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}
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@font-face {
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font-family: 'AUTHENTICSans';
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src: url('../../../fonts/AUTHENTICSans-90.otf');
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font-weight: 400;
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}
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* {
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border: 0px black solid;
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background-color: transparent;
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}
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.container_width {
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max-width: 100%;
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padding-left: 0px;
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padding-right: 0px;
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padding-top: 70px;
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}
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a:hover {
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color: hotpink;
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text-decoration: none;
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}
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a {
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color: gray;
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}
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.content {
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/*padding-right: 50px;*/
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/*padding-left: 60px;*/
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font-family: 'AUTHENTICSansLight';
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font-weight: lighter;
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font-size: 16px;
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line-height: 24px;
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padding-bottom: 40px;
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color: black;
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text-align: left;
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}
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.controls {
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padding-top: 12px;
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height: 120px;
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z-index: 1;
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position: relative;
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}
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.title_story {
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font-size: 48px;
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font-family: 'AUTHENTICSans', sans-serif;
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font-weight: 400;
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padding-top: 70px;
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color: black;
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text-align: left;
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}
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.author {
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font-size: 36px;
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font-family: 'AUTHENTICSans', sans-serif;
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font-weight: 400;
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text-align: right;
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color: black;
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}
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.arrows {
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font-size: 40px;
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top: 30px;
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color: black;
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vertical-align: top;
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overflow: hidden;
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font-family: 'AUTHENTICSans';
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}
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.arrows p {
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visibility: hidden;
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}
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.arrows:hover p {
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visibility: visible;
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}
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.arrows a {
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display: block;
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}
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#illustration {
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width: 80%;
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float: left;
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margin-top: 150px;
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filter: grayscale(80%) contrast(80%) opacity(50%);
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}
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#illustration:hover {
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filter: grayscale(0%);
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}
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#leftarrow {
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float: left;
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color: black;
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}
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#rightarrow {
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float: right;
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color: black;
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}
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#onhover_right {
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font-size: 15px;
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margin-top: 60px;
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text-align: right;
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}
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#onhover_left {
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font-size: 15px;
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margin-top: 60px;
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text-align: left;
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}
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.image_container {
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padding-top: 5px;
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}
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.color_back {
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background-color: #D7FFE9;
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}
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.color_next {
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background-color: #5FC34F;
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}
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@media (max-width: 575px){
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.small_icon {
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display: none;
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}
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.title_story {
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font-size: 48px;
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}
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.author {
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font-size: 21px;
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}
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.content {
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padding-bottom: 40px;
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}
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.photo {
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padding-bottom: 40px;
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}
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}
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</style>
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<template>
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<b-container fluid class="p-0">
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<MenuBar/>
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<b-row >
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<b-col md="3" class="color_back">
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<b-row class="controls">
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<b-col md="12" class="arrows">
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<router-link to="/vodka" id="leftarrow"><b-img src="media/left-arrow.png"></b-img></router-link>
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<p id="onhover_left">Spoiled</p>
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</b-col>
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</b-row>
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</b-col>
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<b-col md="5" class="color_back">
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<b-row>
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<b-col md="12">
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<p class="title_story">How to Poach an Egg (Perfectly)</p>
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</b-col>
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</b-row>
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<b-row>
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<b-col md="12">
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<p class="author">by Valentina Vella</p>
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</b-col>
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</b-row>
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<div class='content'>
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<p class="monologue">
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These soft, colorful shapes
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<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Came to me from compost and dark earth,
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</span><br>
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Thanks, earth!<br>
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<span class="dialogue">And thank you, human beings who planted, harvested,</span><br>
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Carried them to my local food co-op<br>
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<span class="dialogue">(Fuck the capitalists stealing our labor</span><br>
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And buying up our housing stock).<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Tongue licking witty jokes on white ceramic,</span><br>
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Bubbles, waves, carbonated currents<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Rippling through papillae,</span><br>
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Hands appear,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Disappear,</span><br>
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Inside oven mittens,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">A bell sound: three strikes,</span><br>
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Open the oven,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Stomach juices flowing.</span><br>
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Getting dumped<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Was the best thing that’s ever happened to me:</span><br>
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All alone and forlorn I figured I should learn how to parent myself.<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Turns out my inner mamma takes care of me through food,</span><br>
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How unoriginal,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">How convenient.</span><br>
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She makes the most delicious food and I eat it all<br>
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<span class="dialogue">
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She makes the most delicious food and I sometimes share it</span><br>
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With my roommate Johanna (who's great and I hope will stick around<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Instead of moving back to Germany and giving up on Art with a capital A).</span><br>
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Rhubarb Crumble;<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Spinach Quiche with gruyère and heavy cream;</span><br>
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Flammkuchen with goat cheese and pears;<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Pasta alla Norma, melanzane fritte e primo sale;</span><br>
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Avocado Toast with cherry tomatoes, buffalo mozzarella, chili peppers,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Basilico genovese, extra virgin olive oil;</span><br>
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The best poached eggs you’ve ever tried,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">(Here’s how I learned:</span><br>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yifZtA3uF-E,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">You’re welcome)</span><br>
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So round and fluffy,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Bleeding yellow yolk over Johanna’s perfectly cooked sourdough bread;</span><br>
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My slightly boring overnight oats cheered up by kiwi berries and some weird<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Açaí-guarana frozen paste that I paid too much for;</span><br>
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Chai Tea cooled off by oat milk and sweetened by maple syrup<br>
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<span class="dialogue">To be sipped in the company of new, exciting,</span><br>
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Artist friends you can bitch about Dutch mental health care with;<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Vegetarian carbonara with zucchini, pecorino and smoked eggs.</span><br>
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Yesterday I fixed Pleun’s stereo so Johanna, my future comrades and I<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Will eat tiramisù</span><br>
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While watching Italian classics projected on the lavender wall,
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<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Our asses pampered by the ridiculously comfortable turquoise velvet couch.</span>
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<br>
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(I don’t particularly enjoy cooking
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<br>
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<span class="dialogue">I just need my delicious, edible love so much</span><br>
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That a little bit of sculpting<br>
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<span class="dialogue">With sharp blades and domesticated fire</span><br>
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(Which actually sounds cool!<br>
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<span class="dialogue">But full disclosure:</span><br>
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I’ve always sneered at those who see food as their <i>art form</i>.<br>
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<span class="dialogue"> Hate me, if you must)</span><br>
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Is totally worth the effort,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">While before, cooking was a chore among chores,</span><br>
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One of the things that need to be done<br>
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<span class="dialogue"> When you share your life 24/7 with another person</span><br>
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Which is in itself depleting,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">So I was often trying to save energy:</span><br>
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Washing dishes and cleaning the house<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Requires less brain power than cooking.</span><br>
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I guess we made each other miserable<br>
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<span class="dialogue">More often than happy</span><br>
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Since he recently called me a RUDE UNGRATEFUL ICE WITCH.<br>
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<span class="dialogue">It turns out he was a people pleaser,</span><br>
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Which is as far from a true giver as can be.<br>
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<span class="dialogue">My window sill is where basil, sage and appelmunt plants live.</span><br>
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This small square kitchen will always be warm and filled with light,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">As we build loving, well-fed, Queer Communal Kinships</span><br>
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Where we'll communicate so well that<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Nobody, hopefully,</span><br>
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Will plot complex revenge fantasies inspired by Korean cult directors,<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Where everyone will be stuffing each other’s mouths</span><br>
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With fluffy, doughy, crunchy bits of<br>
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<span class="dialogue">Unconditional adoration.</span><br>
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</p>
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</div>
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</b-col>
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<b-col md="4" class="color_next">
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<b-row class="controls">
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<b-col md="12" class="arrows">
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<router-link to="colophon3" id="rightarrow"><b-img src="media/right-arrow.png"></b-img></router-link>
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<p id="onhover_right">Colophon</p>
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</b-col>
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</b-row>
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<b-row>
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<b-col md="4" >
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<b-img id="illustration" src="media/illustrations_3/mittens_small.png"></b-img>
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</b-col>
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</b-row>
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</b-col>
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</b-row>
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</b-container>
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</template>
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<script>
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import MenuBar from '../MenuBar'
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export default {
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name: 'mittens',
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data: function() {
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return {
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}
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},
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components: {
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MenuBar
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}
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}
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</script>
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