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62 lines
2.2 KiB
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{
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"part1": [
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"Don't try to be positive.",
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"Hey smart ass, you are not in a cult.",
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"You are wrong.",
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"Just have fun!",
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"Arrrrgh",
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"You are being deceived.",
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"Do you actually believe this?",
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"This is just common sense.",
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"Tick tock, tick tock.",
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"Cough cough",
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"Meditation can become a burden.",
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"This sounds obvious.",
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"Would you be so kind as to stop talking?",
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"I don't want to {} ?",
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"It's a burden to {}",
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"It is a waste of time to {}",
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"It can be pathetic to {}",
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"It's meaningless to {}",
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"It's worthless to {}",
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"It can be stupid to {}",
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"It's depressing to {}",
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"I am here because I enjoy looking at these fools.",
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"Your colleague is stealing your credit!",
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"Seems boring to {}",
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"Seems creepy to {}",
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"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one.",
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"How much vacation time do you get?"
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],
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"part2":[
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"Ask yourself: are you wasting your time with this?",
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"Would you rather use your time to meditate or to actually solve your problems?",
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"Can you really trust someone to solve your problems?",
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"Instead of that, ask for a raise!",
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"Leave before it's overtime!",
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"Don't stay late today.",
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"Why aren't you leaving?",
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"Grab a coffee with a friend",
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"Can I leave early today?",
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"Come on...",
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"Cough cough cough cough",
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"Bla bla bla",
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"Oh come on, another one?",
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"Ahem",
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"I have to leave early on Fridays.",
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"My resume is fake.",
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"I do not have a solution, but I do admire the problem.",
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"Focus on this: are you being paid enough?",
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"Another meeting that could have been an email.",
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"Ask your boss, how much do they get paid?",
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"Can I ask you to cover for me while I am in Bora Bora?",
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"Ask for employee discounts, you are not getting any.",
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"{} seems too self-absorbed",
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"{} can look egocentric.",
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"{} is narcissistic",
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"Buuurp",
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"Use your common sense."
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]
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}
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