# A Katamari Damacy FAN FICTIOUS

## Frog

hello im the frog today im here on my lily pad ehe slurp a fly gnam ate it

## Prince

roll rooooollllll papa should be proud of me vrooom vroooom

ohh papa can be so scary

he is looking me from the above all the time

everytime papa is sad my whole universe collapses

## Katamari Ball

hello frog hello giraffe hello lipstick hello rubber hello beaver hello flower hello candy hello treasure hello television hello window hello chair hello fire extinguisher hello carpet hello grass hello cigarette hello mouse hello mice hello nietche hello beach hello whale hello waves hello

## Giraffe

hello katamari ball

## King of all Cosmos

PRINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

## Prince

OMG I cannot fail the king of all Cosmos

## Frog

What do they do a giraffe and a kettle together?

## Cigarette

they roll a katamari

## Joint

🙄

## Carpet

this house is sooooo messy

full of random things lying around

bless the king of all Cosmos that takes care of all this chaos

## King of all Cosmos

YOU HEAR THAT PRINCE?? BLESS ME

## Carpet

NO BLESS ME

## XPUB1

NO BLESS ME

## Katamari Ball

hello book hello shelves hello supermarket hello street hello car hello ceo of the city public transportation system hello playstation hello carpet hello giraffe hello frog hello ball hello dust hello microbs hello crown hello corona hello clown hello mine hello mineral hello anti men mine hello gun hello killer hello kinder hello children hello *rolling up all of them*

## King of all Cosmos

I'm the SUN, I'm the BOSS, I'm the HOLE of the PANTHEON

## Prince

aaaaaaah more things more things more things more things

a stample, a tampon, a rat, a frog ,

ohhh a pile of cardsss let's take them all

I am the prince and I'll restore

sassy king's mess, my papa's faults

## Moon

I feel personally attacked by this katamari ball getting bigger and rounder

## Earth

It's not like it seems i can explain

## Katamari Ball

hello moon hello earth hello rings of saturn hello orbital elements hello fixed stars hello milky way hello popping stars hello shooting stars hello soundtrack hello marimba hello calimba hello mazinga

## The intellectual katamari meta queen

ah this is interesting bc the prince never talks. so then it could be that he's a ventriloque and the katamari speaks for him ahhh yes he talks through the katamari, wow so meta!

yes like the katamari has one hidden face and sometimes it's autonomous, other times it's the prince

*the intellectual katamari queen is in reality the interface on which you can see the prince from the front in the bottom right*

But what consistence has the katamari ? is it crunchy or ?? yes crunchy and porous, so it can attract the grainy items on earth like pieces of sauce

## King of all Cosmos

ARE WE MAKING A PHILOSOPHICAL CLUB OR WHAT????? ROOOLLL ROOOOLLLL ROOOOLLLLLLLLLL

## The intellectual katamari meta queen

nono. B🤍U🤍T maybe we can start one A💥N💥D I'm probably gonna be rolled up by katamari as I can see it coming here. ciao.

## Katamari Ball

hello king hello queen hello prince hello

## King of all Cosmos

STOPP STOOOOPP DONT YOU ROLL ON US

## Katamari Ball

Vroooooooooooom vroooooooooooooooooom

## Prince

Papaaaaaaa I cannot control the katamariiiiiii (or maybe I can?) Oh nooooooooooooooo

## blibli

Meow I want a philosophical club *blibli starts a federici reading group*

## Credits

A rolling fan faction written by Mitsa Erica and Kamo in the context of SI17: Productive Play, with Lidia. It was fun fuction!