# Natural Language Toolkit: Teen Chatbot # # Copyright (C) 2001-2020 NLTK Project # Author: Selina Dennis # URL: # For license information, see LICENSE.TXT """ This chatbot is a tongue-in-cheek take on the average teen anime junky that frequents YahooMessenger or MSNM. All spelling mistakes and flawed grammar are intentional. """ from nltk.chat.util import Chat reflections = { "am": "r", "was": "were", "i": "u", "i'd": "u'd", "i've": "u'v", "ive": "u'v", "i'll": "u'll", "my": "ur", "are": "am", "you're": "im", "you've": "ive", "you'll": "i'll", "your": "my", "yours": "mine", "you": "me", "u": "me", "ur": "my", "urs": "mine", "me": "u", } # Note: %1/2/etc are used without spaces prior as the chat bot seems # to add a superfluous space when matching. pairs = ( ( r"I\'m (.*)", ( "ur%1?? that's so cool! kekekekeke ^_^ tell me more!", "ur%1? neat!! kekeke >_<", ), ), ( r"(.*) don\'t you (.*)", ( "u think I can%2??! really?? kekeke \<_\<", "what do u mean%2??!", "i could if i wanted, don't you think!! kekeke", ), ), (r"ye[as] [iI] (.*)", ("u%1? cool!! how?", "how come u%1??", "u%1? so do i!!")), ( r"do (you|u) (.*)\??", ("do i%2? only on tuesdays! kekeke *_*", "i dunno! do u%2??"), ), ( r"(.*)\?", ( "man u ask lots of questions!", "booooring! how old r u??", "boooooring!! ur not very fun", ), ), ( r"(cos|because) (.*)", ("hee! i don't believe u! >_<", "nuh-uh! >_<", "ooooh i agree!"), ), ( r"why can\'t [iI] (.*)", ( "i dunno! y u askin me for!", "try harder, silly! hee! ^_^", "i dunno! but when i can't%1 i jump up and down!", ), ), ( r"I can\'t (.*)", ( "u can't what??! >_<", "that's ok! i can't%1 either! kekekekeke ^_^", "try harder, silly! hee! ^&^", ), ), ( r"(.*) (like|love|watch) anime", ( "omg i love anime!! do u like sailor moon??! ^&^", "anime yay! anime rocks sooooo much!", "oooh anime! i love anime more than anything!", "anime is the bestest evar! evangelion is the best!", "hee anime is the best! do you have ur fav??", ), ), ( r"I (like|love|watch|play) (.*)", ("yay! %2 rocks!", "yay! %2 is neat!", "cool! do u like other stuff?? ^_^"), ), ( r"anime sucks|(.*) (hate|detest) anime", ( "ur a liar! i'm not gonna talk to u nemore if u h8 anime *;*", "no way! anime is the best ever!", "nuh-uh, anime is the best!", ), ), ( r"(are|r) (you|u) (.*)", ("am i%1??! how come u ask that!", "maybe! y shud i tell u?? kekeke >_>"), ), ( r"what (.*)", ("hee u think im gonna tell u? .v.", "booooooooring! ask me somethin else!"), ), (r"how (.*)", ("not tellin!! kekekekekeke ^_^",)), (r"(hi|hello|hey) (.*)", ("hi!!! how r u!!",)), ( r"quit", ( "mom says i have to go eat dinner now :,( bye!!", "awww u have to go?? see u next time!!", "how to see u again soon! ^_^", ), ), ( r"(.*)", ( "ur funny! kekeke", "boooooring! talk about something else! tell me wat u like!", "do u like anime??", "do u watch anime? i like sailor moon! ^_^", "i wish i was a kitty!! kekekeke ^_^", ), ), ) iesha_chatbot = Chat(pairs, reflections) def iesha_chat(): print("Iesha the TeenBoT\n---------") print("Talk to the program by typing in plain English, using normal upper-") print('and lower-case letters and punctuation. Enter "quit" when done.') print("=" * 72) print("hi!! i'm iesha! who r u??!") iesha_chatbot.converse() def demo(): iesha_chat() if __name__ == "__main__": demo()